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Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	5353	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1587
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Farms Harvested:	566
Emeralds Found:	731	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	8549
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Potions Brewed:	57
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	141	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dimension Hops:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2930
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Magic Items Found:	4988
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4079	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Crops Grown:	7273	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	169	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	64	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Items Found:	2711	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66