so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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