so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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