so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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