Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 56 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8952

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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