Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Meteorites Collected: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 309 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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