Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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