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DreamCraft SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, chasing dreams, determination, DreamCraft, dreams, fear of failure, goal-setting, inner strength, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, reaching for the stars, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-belief, self-doubt, smp, success, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	93
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TraitCraft

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Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hate-Free Zone Server

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LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

#clues, 500 million years, ancient life, animal evolution, animal evolution timeline, animal fossils, australian desert, Australian fossils, complex animal life, complex lifeforms, desert, discovery, Earth, earth’s history, Evolution, evolution of life, Fossils, left-right asymmetry, LeftRight, Lifeforms, Paleontology, Quaestio, Quaestio simpsonorum, Simpsonorum

Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	503809
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Players Killed by Monsters:	7541
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dimension Hops:	1	Potions Brewed:	55
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyFails

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	719	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

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Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	931
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Mines Excavated:	3972
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Divine Spears Created:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	904
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0