so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Secret Passages Found: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
Ores Mined: 4510 Void Gems Collected: 14
Falling into the Void: 1 Magic Items Found: 6555

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6042 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 291 Potions Brewed: 106
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 268 Farms Harvested: 754
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Gods Slained: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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