so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ores Mined: 4993
Endless Night Skies: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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