so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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