so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Players Killed by Monsters: 8772 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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