Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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