Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Runes Activated: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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