Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Void Armor Forged: 26
Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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