CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LOLcraft: The Wacky World of ‘Crazy History Fact’

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the power of the Frankish kings for yourself! Clotaire Ier may have been slayed by the King of Heaven, but on our server, you can become the mightiest king of all time! Gregory of Tours himself would be amazed at the epic battles and kingdoms that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who the true ruler of Minecraft is!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Buildings Constructed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kronii’s Horny Minecraft Adventures: Mindbreaking Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and witness the epic battle of mindbreaking Kronii into becoming as horny as Marine!

Picture this: Kronii, the stoic and serious player, suddenly transforming into a wild and crazy party animal like Marine. How will it happen? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and craziest adventures in Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some popcorn for the show!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Horse Saddle Fails: The Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	749	Enchantments Applied:	56
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Love Connections: Swipe Right for Diamonds

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on boring dating apps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the hottest new dating app in town! That’s right, forget about Tinder and Bumble, on our server you can find your true love while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress your crush with your redstone skills and PvP prowess?

So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and let the quest for love begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6278
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RageCraft: Where Characters Go Wild in a Pixelated World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, like characters going into a wild rage after seeing an amphibian! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next. So come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Snowflake Sanctuary: Where White Women Reign Supreme in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, white women are worshipped as Goddesses! That’s right, if you want to seek salvation and reach the ultimate level of enlightenment, you must marry a white woman in-game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From battling giant chickens to building a castle made entirely of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your white Goddess and achieve true salvation in the process!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	128
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness

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Welcome to the Menhera Witch Edition Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a server where witches and magic rule the land? Our server is filled with talented witches and wizards who will cast spells and brew potions to protect their territory.

Join now to meet Gen 1 witches like Crystallis Abi Kadabura, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of her wand. Or hang out with Serina Maiko, who can summon a rain of cupcakes to satisfy your sweet tooth.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 witches like Petalight Kou Mariya can grow flowers out of thin air, while Mono Monet can turn your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t forget about Yae Yugiri, who can make your wildest dreams come true (literally).

We even have a Gen 3 witch named Yumi the Witch, who can fly on her broomstick and turn your enemies into toads. Plus, our server is currently hosting a poll to choose the first collab partner for Gen 3 – will it be a dragon, a unicorn, or a talking mushroom? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the magical world of Menhera Witch Edition. Just be careful not to anger the witches, or you might find yourself turned into a frog! See you there, brave adventurer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

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Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Farms Harvested:	476
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3160
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8825	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3754
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	297

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Animals Bred:	116
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	9162
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!