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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1513 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8816 |
Animals Bred: | 92 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 328 | New Chunks Explored: | 531180 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
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