Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as your momma? Look no further, because our server is so fat, it’s practically bursting at the seams with fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, our server is so big, it’s basically its own country – who needs real life when you can live in our chunky paradise? So come on, join us and get ready to have a whale of a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Enchantments Applied: 225
Ores Mined: 4231 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Dimension Hops: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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