Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Crops Grown: 8908
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1559
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 317979
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 56 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Ores Mined: 8928 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Zombie Dances: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Potions Brewed: 53
    Ores Mined: 1097 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Towns Built: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyBootyBumpers

    BlockyBootyBumpers
    Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

    Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures
    Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Star Shards Collected: 178
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ores Mined: 5128

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SkelePetra’s Treasury

    SkelePetra’s Treasury
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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