Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Farms Harvested: 877 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Zombie Dances: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 56 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockyBootyBumpers

    BlockyBootyBumpers
    Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

    Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures
    Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4278 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SkelePetra’s Treasury

    SkelePetra’s Treasury
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6962 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Regenos

    Regenos

    Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

    All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 152 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3615
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

    FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!
    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Yes
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

    Event:

    Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

    Main Features:

    • Custom Terrain
    • Towny Gameplay
    • Balanced Economy
    • Custom Items
    • PyroFishing & Farming
    • No Pay To Win

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

    A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

    Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

    A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: How often are new features added to the server?

    A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Potions Brewed: 165 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Maria’s Minecraft Server

    Maria’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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