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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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