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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Towns Built: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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