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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Emeralds Found: 4783
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Runes Activated: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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