Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY