Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 New Chunks Explored: 870023
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY