CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.
Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.19.3
To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.
Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated
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? Welcome to Old Memories – a magical Minecraft server without unnecessary plugins and with a friendly community! ?
? Version: 1.20.1 ?
We are not looking for mass production, but value quality. Old Memories invites true enthusiasts who are ready to invest their time in the unique world of our server.
Help in construction and receive generous rewards. Open your resource store and make money from it! ?
Voice chat will help you create unforgettable teams, and stable hosting makes the game absolutely free! ?
Join us and you won’t regret it! ?
Do you want to be part of this amazing server? Leave a request on our Discord server. We are waiting for you! ?
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We’ve got more events and gachas than you can shake a diamond sword at, including collabs with Dohtonbori Okonomiyaki and Name Stickers kiosks that will blow your mind. Plus, don’t miss out on our secret IDOL TUNNELS under the stage – who knows what treasures lie within!
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our entire cast of players is made up of all girls! That’s right, no boys allowed here. And to make things even more interesting, all the people watching are grown men. Don’t worry, they’re just there to admire our amazing building skills and impeccable fashion sense.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Beauty Pageant” where players compete to see who can build the most fabulous pixelated outfit to impress the judges.
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Stinkie’s Survival Server is a growing community of people from across the globe that want to create memories of building, fighting, roleplaying, and more!!
Owner
Stinkie (aka Angel)
We want to create an environment where you can feel the most comfortable and have the most fun!
If this sounds like something you would be interested in, feel free to apply using the Google Forms as we start our first world! You will be added via friend request and sent an invite link to the Discord Server.
Hope to see you there, we’ll be eagerly awaiting your responses!
FAQ
Question
Answer
How can I join the server?
You can apply using the Google Forms link provided above.
Who runs the server?
The server is run by Stinkie (Angel).
How are decisions made on the server?
Decisions such as the Ender Dragon fight, shopping district locations, and project unveilings are voted upon by the community.
Is the server family-friendly?
Yes, the server aims to provide a safe and fun environment for all players.
Hypixel is popular due to its large player base, diverse game modes, and quality mini-games.
How often are updates released on Hypixel?
Updates on Hypixel are released frequently to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Is Hypixel suitable for players looking for a variety of activities?
Yes, Hypixel offers various game modes to cater to different player interests and preferences.
Are the staff members on Hypixel active and helpful?
Yes, Hypixel has an active staff team that is dedicated to providing players with assistance and maintaining a positive gaming environment.
Valon Kingdom FAQ
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Answer
What sets Valon Kingdom apart from other servers?
Valon Kingdom offers engaging SMP gameplay with unique features such as Lands, mcMMO, Jobs, EliteMobs, and AngelChest.
What type of world can players expect on Valon Kingdom?
Players can expect a rich and immersive world where they can develop unique abilities, explore exciting careers, challenge powerful mobs, and safeguard valuable loot.
How does Valon Kingdom promote community engagement?
Valon Kingdom focuses on community-oriented gameplay where players can work together, set off on extraordinary journeys, and be a part of a supportive community.
Is Valon Kingdom suitable for players looking for a more role-playing experience?
Yes, Valon Kingdom offers exciting careers, challenges, and opportunities for players to immerse themselves in a rich and immersive world.
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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can discover your very own “Fascium” element! Imagine being an Italian scientist in the 1930s, stumbling upon this mysterious element that even Mussolini himself wants a piece of! Join us and create your own fascist empire with the power of Fascium! Build propaganda machines, march in parades, and rule with an iron fist all in the name of science! Who knew Minecraft could be so historically inaccurate and hilariously fun? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🚀🔥
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