Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
Dragons Tamed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY