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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Farms Harvested: 529 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY