Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	172
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9741	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	65

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.