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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY