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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7729 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY