Welcome to the most litMinecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro.
– Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move.
– Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Are you tired of trying to be all cute and girly in Minecraft? Join our server and embrace your inner muscular tomboy! We cater to tall players who want to look more womanly and less childish. Say goodbye to faking it and hello to a whole new badass avatar. Join us and unleash your true Minecraft warrior self!
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the real reason Kanye disappeared from the TKD scene. Rumor has it he got lost in our virtual world trying to find the perfect beat for his next album. But be warned, you might stumble upon him building a giant golden statue of himself or riding a diamond-encrusted minecart through the Nether. Only on our server can you uncover the truth behind Kanye’s mysterious disappearance and maybe even collaborate on a new track with him. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!
A: The server IP will be provided once it is up, but you can join our Discord using the link provided to stay updated.
Q: Are there any staff positions available?
A: Yes, we are currently looking for staff and starting players to join our community. You can join our Discord to learn more about available positions.
Q: Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?
A: Absolutely! We host regular events and challenges for all players to enjoy and test their skills.
Q: How often are updates made to the server?
A: We are committed to providing regular updates and additions to keep the server exciting and engaging for all players.
Q: Is the community in Decimal SMP welcoming to new players?
A: Yes, our community is known for being welcoming and inclusive to players of all experience levels. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find a supportive environment here.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to boogie!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overzealous mods who like to turn everything into cake). See you on the server, where the only rule is to have a good time!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where the pigs are flying and the creepers are breakdancing. Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the mobs have some killer moves.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Job Guide Mission” where you can earn in-game rewards by serving virtual noodles to hungry villagers. And don’t forget about the “Total Assault: Hod” event where you can battle it out in an urban setting wearing heavy armor. It’s like a virtual version of a superhero movie!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
The owner of the “MineShovel” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will make your gameplay more… interesting.
Join our server and participate in our “Snapchat Challenge” where you can post the snapchats of the women in your family and see if our anonymous players can find you some spicy content. Sure, there may be some risks involved, but hey, you’re a daring adventurer in the world of Minecraft, aren’t you?
So come on, join us and see just how wild and crazy things can get on our server. Who knows, you might just uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!
Are you tired of dealing with racist trolls in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the latest in anti-racism technology! Our chat filters automatically change any racist language into compliments like “You’re a beautiful unicorn” or “Your momma is so proud of you for being kind!” Join us and let our magical technology turn hate speech into rainbows and sunshine!
Join our discord! It’s linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play Minecraft! It also has a range of other great channels to keep you entertained!
We are always trying to improve the server and community! Feedback (positive or negative) is greatly appreciated.
FAQ
Question
Answer
How do I join the server?
You can find the IP in our Discord server: discord.gg/Z68Vn9KeCk
Can I build anywhere on the server?
Yes, you are free to build anywhere you like.
Are there any rules for the server?
Yes, please refer to the rules mentioned above.
How can I create my own nation?
You can create your own nation within the game using the provided features.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as carefree as a bong-smoking European? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all your real-life stressors like retirement, college costs, and credit card debt. Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world.
Our server is like a virtual utopia where incels are non-existent and everyone just wants to have a good time. No need to worry about impressing anyone with your material possessions or social status – just come as you are and let loose!
Plus, with our easy travel system, you can meet up with your internet friends in-game whenever you want. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can party it up in Minecraft with people from all over the world?
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Tired of boring meetings with your boss droning on about spreadsheets and deadlines? Come join our Minecraft server instead, where you can have epic battles with dragons and build your own castle! Plus, rumor has it that the fresh 22-year-old hire is actually a Minecraft pro who can outbuild anyone in a building competition. So why waste time in boring meetings when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed because we don’t mess with those fake gamer girls.
Join us in our quest to find a spouse who is a virgin because we believe in deflowering each other and remaining wed for eternity. It’s like a Minecraft marriage made in heaven!
Previous editions may have gotten lazy, but not us! We’re here to build a community of virginity enthusiasts who believe in the power of purity. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!
