Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Animals Bred:	91
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6300	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ores Mined:	6526
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BabyBlockerVacay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.