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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
Holy Grails Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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