Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Secret Passages Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Buildings Constructed: 23

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY