CalorieCraft: GF Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	161	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	6079
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Creepin’ Normalized

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ElectionFailsMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlazinBeirutCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Star Shards Collected:	155	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

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Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	435	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ores Mined:	6508	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	243
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3365	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	64