Lack Of Humor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyDateFails

DATING, turn-offs, rudeness, closed-mindedness, bad attitude

Are you tired of boring dates where your crush talks about their pet rock for hours on end? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate date spot for all you single players out there! Join us for a chance to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious player appears and offers you a virtual bouquet of roses. Sparks fly as you both embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Take on other players in intense combat and show them who’s boss with your expert crafting skills. Who needs a boring dinner date when you can show off your diamond sword skills instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

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UnlikableSteveMC SMP

lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, Selfishness, lack of empathy, lack of accountability

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

conservative humor., The right, right wing, comedy, Server

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

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CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

lack of self-awareness, lack of intelligence, immaturity, lack of goals, poor hygiene

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

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NoMoreExesPls

Manipulation, Infidelity, lack of humor, Selfishness, immaturity

Are you tired of dating creepers who always blow up your heart? Join our Minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT cannons in epic PvP battles! Say goodbye to boring dates and hello to building pixelated empires with your new blocky bae. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle? Swipe right on our server and never worry about dating a zombie again!

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CraftyIranMCServ

documents, arms trade, MIDDLE EAST, illicit activities, Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we have captured documents from hamas and uncovered the secret weapons smuggling network of the islamic republic of iran! fight against evil mobs and uncover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! build your own fortress and defend it against enemy players who try to steal your loot! join now for a chance to uncover more secrets and become the ultimate warrior in the world of minecraft!

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MH370Hunters

Ocean, missing plane, Flight, Disappearance, families

so, like, this server is like the MH370 of Minecraft servers, except we actually know where it is! join us on this wild adventure as we search for hidden treasures and lost civilizations in the depths of our virtual world. maybe we’ll even find the missing plane along the way, who knows? come join us and be part of the mystery and excitement! plus, we have free snacks in the virtual break room, so that’s pretty cool too. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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2025 YouTube Comment Squad

celebration, new years, countdown, ENGAGEMENT, Video

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a gang of players who are so obsessed with new years they spend all day on youtube commenting “anyone here in 2025?” on every dang video. it’s like a cult but with more creepers and less kool-aid. come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity of our community. who needs reality when you can have this level of chaos in your life? come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness.

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Quantum Fiber FunLand

specialized infrastructure, quantum cryptography, ENCRYPTION, Quantum Mechanics, technological advancement

so, liek, u kno dat thing where u teleport urself in minecraft? well dis server takes it to a whole new level, we got quantum teleportation over fiber optic cables, like wut even is dat? but it’s totally happening here. and get dis, we’re doin it while internet traffic is still goin thru, so u kno it’s legit.

join dis server if u wanna be on da cutting edge of technology in minecraft. who needs specialized infrastructure when u got quantum teleportation, amirite? plus, u never kno wut crazy adventures u’ll have when u teleport urself around da server. maybe u’ll end up in a secret underground base or on top of a giant mountain. da possibilities are endless, dude.

so come on, join us on dis mind-blowing server and experience quantum teleportation like never before. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Imperior server Minecraft

Imperior, Telegram bot, private server, Play, Links

Imperior atmospheric private server with mods

The new season started on November 9

You can become part of the history of our server

first of all, here you can not just play, but find new acquaintances

We have a collection of mods in the Vanila+ style, you will receive all the links when submitting an application.

You can also apply through the telegram bot @imperior_ticket_bot

188.245.201.68

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