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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

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Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9561	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Items Found:	8419	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchantments Applied:	247
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	121
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

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Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ores Mined:	1710	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4718	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	3441
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ToddlerTangoCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Emeralds Found:	7163	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7