CalorieCraft: GF Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Animals Bred:	132
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, Big dick boys, Chat, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, internet, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying forum, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Thread, sexual content, smp, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1262	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Zombie Dances:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyConspiracies

Absurd, alternative facts, cloak-and-dagger, Conspiracy Theory, controversial beliefs, CraftyConspiracies, fringe ideas, government cover-up, hidden agenda., hidden realities, Hidden Truth, mysterious occurrences, outlandish claims, questionable narratives, secret belief, shadowy organizations, skeptical mindset, suspicious events, unconventional theories, underground knowledge, unexplained phenomena

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

emergency, explosion news, explosions, facility incident, Fire, fire outbreak, Incident, Inferno, iran, Iran news, Iran nuclear site, Isfahan, Isfahan explosion, Isfahan news, Nuclear Emergency, nuclear facility, nuclear incident, nuclear safety, nukecraft, REPORTED, Safety, SECURITY

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	2864
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, custom fishing, custom leveling system, Friendly, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Land claiming, multiplayer, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, unicorns, Website, zombies

HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

banned, channel restrictions, community guidelines, Content Creator, Gaming, Guidelines, hajime, Live streaming, Minecraft, NoobFree, ONLINE, Platform, Prohibited, restrictions, rules, sanctions, Server, streaming, suspension, terms of service, twitch, video games, VIOLATION

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

Breaking Point, bullying, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional breakdown, emotional turmoil, explosive anger, mental breakdown, mental health, nice kid, Outburst, psychological trauma, quiet kid, QuietKidGoneWild, school violence, SnappedSMP, snapping, social pressure, support system, suppressed emotions, unexpected behavior, warning signs

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	8919
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Void Armor Forged:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1219
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

arab world, Communication, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas Leader, international affairs, Killed, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, qatar, reconciliation, regional stability, renew contact, Revival, Sinwar, Sinwars, speculation

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	3732	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6