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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Animals Bred: 88
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Gods Slained: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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