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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 359 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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