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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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