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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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