Caffeine-Free ZenCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

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Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	60
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChudBusters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	299	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	7316
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty or Not, Here We Build

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCraft: Day 5 of Revenge on Iran

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our explosive PvP battles will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but with pixelated graphics)! – Our nuclear-powered mobs will keep you on your toes as you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. – Want to build a base that can withstand a missile strike? Our indestructible blocks will make sure your creations stay standing no matter what. – Join our server and become the ultimate dictator of your own faction, ruling with an iron fist (or diamond sword). – Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with alien technology waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of living in a world where every day is like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5666	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Femcel Vibes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where we believe that every player needs to own a diamond vibrator in order to truly experience the joy of building and mining in the game. Trust us, once you start using it, you’ll never want to play Minecraft without it again!

Just like the author of this quote, you too can experience true happiness by joining our server and embracing the power of the vibrator. Who knew that a simple tool could bring so much joy and excitement to your Minecraft adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of pleasure and fun in Minecraft. And remember, a vibrator is not just a tool, it’s a way of life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Dragon Den

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and rainbow-colored creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet diamond block that poops out diamond armor every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn pig that farts out enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Anon’s Block Party

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Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6884
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Stone Age Crafters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	1162	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

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🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	157
Players Killed by Monsters:	3428	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Crops Grown:	8996	Enchantments Applied:	130
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	813825	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3