Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Enchantments Applied: 101
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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