Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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