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BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Runes Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9771	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8067	Players Killed by Monsters:	6723
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3498	Dragon Eggs Found:	8897
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Zombie Dances:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4791
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ores Mined:	2392

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8404
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6405
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4795
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Votes:	9425
Dragon Eggs Found:	8466	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	109
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1978
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3