BrokeIn60Secs Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4184	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6683
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mines Excavated:	2952	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Star Shards Collected:	106
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Villages Defended:	18	Enchantments Applied:	143
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	7226
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	92/100	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	3921	Towns Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2