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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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