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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 17
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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